What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
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At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
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You are the jesus of drinking
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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