yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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