Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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