you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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