Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
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