Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I would fuck him just for his dog
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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