I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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