hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
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i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
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You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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