$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
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I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
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My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
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