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(937): View more from Ohio

Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........

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(520): View more from Arizona

Have you been tested recently?

(1-520): View more from Arizona

Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune

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(619): View more from California

I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.

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(330): View more from Ohio

Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.

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(423): View more from Tennessee

You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.

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(650): View more from California

Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt

(1-650): View more from California

Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here

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(314): View more from Missouri

OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!

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