Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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