Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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