Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
thus making me awesome and them whores
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
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No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
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dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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