Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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