I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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