Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
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One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
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Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
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