i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
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Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
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I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
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