whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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