Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
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Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
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It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
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