some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
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Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
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My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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