I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
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I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
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YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
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