I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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