There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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