Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I've blown a few things in my day
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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