Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
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Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
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Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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