Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
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So squirting runs in the family.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
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Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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