So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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