You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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