too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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