Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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