The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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