She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
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