Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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