Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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