"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
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