I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
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dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
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there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
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