So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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