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Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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