Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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