Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Randomize
