He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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