piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
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the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
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Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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