walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
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