Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
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