In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
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So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
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I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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