Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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