Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
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Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
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Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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