I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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