All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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