is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
It's official drugs can't kill me
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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