***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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