Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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