Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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