I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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