The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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