I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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