He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
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we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
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I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
My vagina is very pro this idea
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
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