what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic