what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
Randomize
