I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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